If You Ever Meet me...

If you ever meet me in an alley...
I'm probably doing research for a book. Because alleys scare the hell out of me - even well-lit ones in the middle of the day. I would not suggest approaching a paranoid writer in an alley-way - especially me. Though a friendly "Hey, are you alive over there?" couldn't hurt. It will most likely be ignored.

If you ever meet me behind a computer...
If my eyes are on the screen and the fingers on the keys - BEWARE. I may ensnare you to be my sounding board while I talk my way out of a problem. Or bite off your head if you begin a conversation. (or your hand if it comes within good masticating distance).

If you ever meet me at a conference....
I'll be sure to be talking or listening to someone important because I LOVE meeting new people and I think everyone's important in their own right. Come and join us. We won't mind.

If you ever meet me when I'm teaching...
Beware - the children are probably frikazeeing my brain and I won't have enough mental fortitude to speak with anyone over the age of twelve. You'll have to give me some adjustment time. Or HELP. PLEASE HELP. So my darling little monsters won't overrun me :-)

and finally...

If you ever meet me when I am with my family....
Do not judge me by the company I keep or the gene pool I come from... Please. They are insanity incarnate these people and I love them will all my heart. But if you're not a Crosier, you simply will not understand.

link: Beware Of Writer

Beware Of Writer:

I've decided to take any mention of being a writer and being a troublemaker as a reference to us, and I'm going to post them all here and take the credit for their inspiration as our own. Just so you know. Also, this is an awesome article.

"I’ve seen a meme bouncing around that reveals reasons why you shouldn’t ever date a writer. It’s true, to a point. But I think it goes even deeper than that. Frankly, you should probably get the hell away from us. Anybody. Not just the people we date. But everybody. See us in line at the grocery store? Run, don’t walk. Escape. Avoid. Awooga, awooga. On a good day, we’re eccentric troublemakers. On a bad day, we’re malevolent sociopaths. And with writers, it’s usually a bad day."

Hi Everyone!

This blog has been up and running for a little bit now, and I've yet to jump on and introduce myself. Seeing as how I'm looking for an excuse to take a break from cleaning my house... I thought I'd jump on and see what's happening on the Troublemaker Blog.

I'm Prisakiss. Romance writer, mother of three, wife of one, employee of a local metro St Louis community college, full-time graduate student in Seton Hill University's Writing Popular Fiction Master of Fine Arts program, volunteer with several organizations, avid runner (though not so avid in the cold weather), baseball/football/tennis fan, ESPN viewer, and musical theater aficionado. That pretty much covers the big stuff.

I'm proud to be a member of the Troublemakers!! We're a great group, okay maybe a hodgepodge, of writers from all across the US striving to get published (or published again) and impact the emotions of readers across the globe.

We're funny, emotion-driven, a little quirky, and REAL. So stop by sometime to see what we're chatting about. Or ask a question you'd like us to answer.

We're all writers, so obviously writing questions are a "go." But we're people from all walks of life, so shoot away and let's see what we come up with. Maybe you'll find some sage advice. Maybe you'll get a laugh. Maybe you'll shed a tear-- happy or sad. But we'll do our best to evoke some type of emotion from you-- hopefully a positive one.

Cheers!!

link: Pass-Along Poems | Poets & Writers

Pass-Along Poems | Poets & Writers

I wanted to share this little gem of beautifulness: 12 free poems by new poets, that you can print up and staple into a chapbook to hand out to people, and maybe change their lives.

I firmly believe that the possibility implicit in every single poem is that maybe it'll change someone's life. This little book lets you leave little landmines of literature all over the city, and gives space where you can include your own unpublished stuff, if you want-- or maybe leave the pages blank and let other people fill in their own poetry, the songs in their own heads.

So go here, get this .pdf, and add a little more art to the world, okay?

nonsense, troublemakers style

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